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“Out of Sorts” by Muzzafer Kale Translated from the Turkish by Ralph Hubbell
Photo by Giovanni Apruzzese
When you come across someone in one place after only ever seeing him in another place, you’ll likely have trouble remembering how you know him; but that’s not how this was!
He comes in and takes a seat four or five tables away. I doubt he notices me. He looks preoccupied. One can get a little disheveled sometimes, it’s inevitable; somehow you can’t pull yourself together, which then makes it hard to notice whatever is going on around you. Or maybe he hasn’t woken up yet. There’s a fog in his head and it hasn’t even begun to clear.
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The Mountains Comes Down the Mountains
Art by Andy Mister
By Patrick Whitfill
Maybe there’s some great end game
I’m missing out on with this last
century’s revision to the nursery rhymeabout the baby stashed in a tree, but I
always thought, with kids, it’s best to lie
only a little. Point to the window,say outside, because there’s nothing
about transparency they need to know
When my son noticed his shadowthe first time, we had a choice to make:
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Ode to Edith Massey (Aunt Ida in John Waters’ Female Trouble)
Art by Bill Wolak
By Michael Montlack
Secretly we all want to strut like you, squeezed
into that laced-up leather catsuit, snaggle-toothed,
bleached hair teased into a cotton candy mess—
how easily you made Mae West pedestrian.Shouldn’t we all have an Aunt Ida to guide us
in that purr simultaneously girlish and granny:
I worry that you’ll work in an office … The world
of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.Virgin Mary, Egg Lady,
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All My Polemics: An Outline
Art by the author
By Jenna Cardinale
The stretched weight of a heavy
bag questions our unbalanced commitment
to sustainability.An occasional table need not
display faded and framed photos
or a defined narrative.A hangover can hang
over a whole day and
we should discuss fairness.The funeral parlor passes
out promotional pens to encourage
brand loyalty.Just place your memories inside
this deluxe lacquered box.
There is a choice
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Two From Daniel Felsenthal, “Out of Time/Admiration” and “The Beach is a Terminal You Leave When You Die”
Art by Andy Mister
by Daniel Felsenthal
Out of Time/Admiration
The toughest subject
to write on is time
Everyday I’m tryingI just run bone dry
Ba-dum where’s
That hi-hat?
A Hoover flag
Waves bare
In the pocket
Cue drumsFor the meantime—
That soft word
For nervous hours
Put to pasture
We learn methods
To enjoy these
Summer strolls as
Cretinous wild
Childs starry and
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I Blew Out the Birthday Candles
Art by Ana Prundaru
by Madison Ellingsworth
I wear a baggy shirt and baggy jeans to Sophie’s housewarming party because that’s what I saw all the attractive Korean and Japanese tourists wearing while working at Gilbert’s Chowder House this week, and now that I’m off the clock I can wear whatever clothes I want, which really means I can look bad in different clothes from the black leggings and black v-neck top I wore working at Gilbert’s, which now stink like scallops.
Everybody at the party is wearing trendy corset tops and Adam Sandler shorts and tennis skirts,